Teacher	To get to the other side.
Plato	For the greater food.
Aristotle	It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Karl Marx	It was a historical inevitability.
Timothy Leary	Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
Saddam Hussein	This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Ronald Reagan	I forget.
Captain James T. Kirk	To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Heinrich v. Pierer	The cicken really crossed only ONE road??? It was planed to cross at least five to be profitable... The complete mews get now one more year to afford the turnaround, otherwise we have to think about an outsourcing. Because we have to think at first about our shareholders...
Anderson Consulting	Deregulation of the chickens side of the road was threatening it's dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Anderson Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking it's physical distribution strategy and implementation process. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Anderson helped the chicken use it's skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chickens people, processes and technology in support of it's overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Anderson Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear and unified market message and aligned with the chickens mission, vision and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Anderson Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.
Louis Farrakhan	The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
Martin Luther King, Jr.	I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Moses	And God came down from the Heavens, and he said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Fox Mulder	You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road for you to believe it?
Richard M. Nixon	The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken DID NOT cross the road.
Machiavelli	The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
Jerry Seinfeld	Why does anyone cross the road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was the chicken doing wandering around all over the place anyway?"
Freud	The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates	I have just released the new Chicken Office XP (with integrated Internet Seed Explorer), which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Oliver Stone	The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who is crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?
Darwin	Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are genetically disposed to cross roads.
Einstein	Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Buddha	Asking the question denies your own chicken nature.
Ralph Waldo Emerson	The chicken did not cross the road... it transcended it.
Ernest Hemingway	To die.... In the rain!
Colonel Sanders	I missed one?
Rob Wilmot	Who cares as long as it lays me a hard boiled egg.